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తెలుగు తక్కువ ఇంగ్లీషు ఎక్కువ వచ్చిన మా చిన్నదాని జోకులివి,
నేనేదో రాస్తుంటే తానేమీ తక్కువ తినలేదని రాయటానికి తయారయ్యింది,ఇవన్నీ తన స్కూలు మాగజైన్ లోనివే
అందాకా ఇంగ్లీషులోనే చదువుకోండి

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Teacher: what is the most commonly used phrase in school?
Johnny: I don’t know
Teacher:Correct
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Johnny: can I go to the toilet?
English teacher: no, Johnny May I go to the toilet?
Johnny: but, I asked first
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Naresh: why are you drawing on the walls and spoiling them?
Gopi: uncle! You said it is a drawing room, didn’t you?
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Venu: daddy, How much I am worth?
Daddy: Why son, you worth a million to me
Venu: Then please advance me 10% of it
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Son : daddy some one has come for a donation for a swimming pool
Father: Give him a bucket of water
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Ramesh : Why do surgeons and nurses wear masks during an operation?
Ram: So that, if they make a mistake, no one will know who did it
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